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~ W. C. FieldsI never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home. -
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~ JD GhaiIndian roads make a suicide look like an accident. -
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~ Mamata BanerjeeSilence is Golden, speech is silver;
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~ Author UnknownA committee is a group of the unwilling chosen form the unfit, to do the unnecessary. -
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~ James MichenerI'm not a very good writer, but I'm an excellent rewriter. -
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~ Brendan Francis BehanI'm a drinker with writing problems. -
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~ Author UnknownEat drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal. -
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~ Mark TwainHumor is a mankind's greatest blessings. -
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~ Abraham LincolnIf this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. -
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~ Tommy CooperI'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already.
