
Tourists don't know where they've been, travelers don't know where they're going.
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.

Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture.
A bachelor is a man who comes to work each morning from a different direction.
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.
Why should I marry? One marries to have children, but I already have children! My nieces and nephews are my children.