A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water.
Most women set out to try to change a man, and when they have changed him they don't like him.
Well-behaved women seldom make history.
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
Women. They are a complete mystery.
There are only three things Women need in life: Food, Water, and Compliments.
There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney and Driving Miss Daisy.
Women who make men talk better than they are accustomed to are always popular.
Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.
Women may fall when there's no strength in men.