Women. They are a complete mystery.
There are only three things Women need in life: Food, Water, and Compliments.

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney and Driving Miss Daisy.
Women who make men talk better than they are accustomed to are always popular.
Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.
Women may fall when there's no strength in men.
The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.
Think like a queen. A queen is not afraid to fail. Failure is another steppingstone to greatness.
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.