I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.
Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.
All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.
I know God won't give me anything I can't handle. I just wish he didn't trust me so much.
Don't think of the things you didn't get after praying. Think of the countless blessings God gave you without asking.
It is easy to understand God as long as you don't try to explain him.
The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless.
God sells us all things at the price of labour.
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
God is a concept by which we measure our pain.