To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.
With the money I'm making, I should be playing two positions.
The trouble with referees is that they just don't care which side wins.
The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break.
A conservative is one who admires radicals centuries after they're dead. ~Leo Rosten
A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are. -Chauncey Mitchell Depew
I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.
-Garry Shandling
It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
-Tallulah Bankhead
Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.
-Yul Brynner
A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials.
-Ronald Knox
