I was told that when you hit forty men stop looking at you. It's true, until you slip on a mini-skirt.
-Mariella Frostrup
We all worry about the population explosion, but we don't worry about it at the right time.
-Arthur Hoppe
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
-Albert Einstein
A girl's legs are her best friends...but even the best of friends must part.
-Redd Foxx
Graze on my lips, and if those hills are dry, Stray lower where the pleasant fountains lie.
-William Shakespeare
The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
- Gloria Leonard
To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.
-Cary Grant
My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.
-Emo Philips
Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you.
Show me a guy who's afraid to look bad, and I'll show you a guy you can beat every time.
