It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf.
Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them.
We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
A man must be potent and orgasmic to ensure the future of the race. A woman only needs to be available. -Masters and Johnson
An erection at will is the moral equivalent of a valid credit card. -Alex comfort
I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. -Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees. -Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks
Half this game is ninety percent mental.
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you. -Francoise Sagan
I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper. -Emo Philips
