Marry someone you love if you don't want to blame someone for your marriage.
Trophy wives look good only in drawing rooms.
There are less number of divorce because the wives would not tolerate their men in someone else' arms.
Earlier, I was crazy to get married. Now married, I am just crazy.
There's one consolation about matrimony. When you look around you can always see somebody who did worse.
One man's folly is another man's wife.
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
My wife and I lived happily for twenty years. Then we met.
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.