My wife taught me sarcasm but I perfected it.
An untidy, badly run house will ruin any marriage and is a disgrace to any intelligent woman.
Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat.
Man is the head of the family, woman the neck that turns the head.
Marriage is a series of desperate arguments people feel passionately about.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have.
The older she gets,the more interested he is in her
My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other;so now it`s just a waiting game.
When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up. Evelyn Hendrickson
For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal.