Love, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.
Second marriage: the triumph of hope over experience.
The best friend is likely to acquire the best wife, because a good marriage is based on the talent for friendship.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
The relationship between husband and wife should be one of closest friends.
Time travel is only a little less confusing than wives.
Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
Marriage is not a noun; it's a verb. It isn't something you get. It's something you do. Its the way you love your partner every day.
Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.