One was never married, and that's his hell; another is, and that's his plague.
Marriage is not just spiritual communion and passionate embraces; marriage is also three-meals-a-day and remembering to carry out the trash.
Marriage, the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
Marriage, in life, is like a duel in the midst of a battle.
I want my time to be taken up by chores, errands, appointments, and arguments. In other words, I want to get married.
My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
You know what I did before I married?? Anything I wanted to.