Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man how to fish, and you can bang his wife every weekend.
Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man how to fish, and you can bang his wife every weekend.
When newly married, the position is called 69. After a few years, it's 96 since the couples sleep with their backs towards each other.
Everybody is asshole in his own unique way.
If they had publicized Corona causes impotency, not a single man would be on the streets.
My brother stick to your normal 2 rounds with your wife. If you start going 6 due to this lockdown she might want to know who's been getting the extra 4 all this while. May wisdom be with you.
I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
I love the lines men use to get us into bed. "Please, I'll only put it in for a minute." What am I, a microwave?
You're my North. My compass always points to you.
I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
