I think choosing between men and women is like choosing between cake and ice cream. You'd be daft not to try both when there are so many different flavors.

There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex--they should draw the line at goats.
I'm wearing a boxing glove, but I'm not a fighter. I'm a lover with a fist-like erection.

Sex is the best high. It's better than any drug. I want to die making love because it feels so good.
My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects.

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
Above all others I pity the homeless: where can they go to masturbate?
Always buy pornographic books in hardback because they're easier to hold with one hand.

When they (breasts) are huge, you become very self-conscious...I've learned something though, through my years of pondering and pontificating, and that is: men love them, and I love that.