700 US soldiers have entered Jordan. George W. Bush is furious: he wants to know what she was doing there.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts.
When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
The tragedy of sexual intercourse is the perpetual virginity of the soul.
Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.
in 1,911 Best Things Anybody Ever Said, 1988
Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.
If three people having sex is a threesome, and two people having sex is a twosome, then I know why people call me handsome.
I think the State shouldn't poke its nose into the sexual relations of consenting adults.
