Sex is full of lies. The body tries to tell the truth. But, it's usually too battered with rules to be heard, and bound with pretenses so it can hardly move. We cripple ourselves with lies.
There's this illusion that homosexuals have sex and heterosexuals fall in love. That's completely untrue. Everybody wants to be loved.
My reaction to porn films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first 20 minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live.
Playboy Magazine, September 1975
Men get laid, but women get screwed.
When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave.
A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.
Seduce my mind and you can have my body, find my soul and I'm yours forever.
A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times.
Lovemaking seems all too absurd when described.
The Rise of Endymion
The way you make love is the way God will be with you.
The Book of Love
