When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave.
CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.
As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty may make a fool seem a man of sense.
No one is more arrogant toward women, more aggressive or scornful, than the man who is anxious about his virility.
A crying baby is the best form of birth control.
To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.
Pornography tells lies about women. But pornography tells the truth about men.
You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles.
Sex is better than talk. Ask anybody in this bar. Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.
Val in Hollywood Ending
Sex was never as neat as the movies made it. Real sex was messy. Good sex was messier.
Blue Moon
