I only like high-class escorts. I don't like sleeping with people I really love.
What a kid I got! I told him about the birds and the bees, and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
I'm a virgin and I brought up all my children to be the same.
His dick looks just like him only it has more hair.
I have little feet because nothing grows in the shade.
Oral sex is like being attacked by a giant snail.
My biggest sex fantasy is we're making love and realize I'm out of debt.
My breasts are so versatile now- I can wear them down, up, or side by side.
He's the only man who fakes an orgasm during masturbation.
My first sexual experience took about a minute and a half- and that includes my buying the dress.
