Playboy exploits sex the way Sports Illustrated exploits sports.
To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.
Pornography tells lies about women. But pornography tells the truth about men.
My cock doesn't talk politics.
Sex was never as neat as the movies made it. Real sex was messy. Good sex was messier.
~ Blue Moon
Sex is just another form of talk, where you act the words instead of saying them.
~ Lady Chatterley's Lover
People take sex far too seriously.
I was so poor growing up...if I wasn't a boy...I'd have nothing to play with.
My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.
Sex is full of lies. The body tries to tell the truth. But, it's usually too battered with rules to be heard, and bound with pretenses so it can hardly move. We cripple ourselves with lies.
