That's how I was definitely introduced to the world.
About the sex tape that made her a star, on Oprah's Next Chapter

You're a little bigger than most of the girls I've done this to.
To the "Guillermo" stand-in he had to undress in a bra-unhooking contest, on Jimmy Kimmel Live!

The 66th annual Tony Awards, or, as we like to call it, Fifty Shades of Gay.
B roadway's host of the night

I got laid with that mullet.
While defending his questionable '90s hairdo, on "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon"

I am reminded of a colleague who reiterated "all my homosexual patients are quite sick" - to which I finally replied "so are all my heterosexual patients".

My own belief is that there is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror.

Spain have had an unbelievable amount of sex, er, success.

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It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins.

Conservatives say teaching sex education in the public schools will promote promiscuity. With our education system? If we promote promiscuity the same way we promote math or science, they've got nothing to worry about.

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Nature abhors a virgin - a frozen asset.

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