I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.
With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!
I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.
Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.
When I came here, I couldn't speak a word of English, but my sex life was perfect. Now my English is perfect but my sex life is rubbish.
A jealous husband doesn't doubt his wife, but himself.
Winning is like sex, the more you do it, the more you like it.
If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies.
There are few things that we so unwillingly give up, even in advanced age, as the supposition that we still have the power of ingratiating ourselves with the fair sex.
