At this stage of my life I just want to remain Healthy, Happy and Horny and for as long as possible and when my time comes that I'm unhealthy I just want to be Horny then Happy ending my life the way I want always wanted to go out...Happy!
Women prefer men who have something tender about them - especially the legal kind.
Sex is like washing your face - just something you do because you have to. Sex without love is absolutely ridiculous. Sex follows love, it never precedes it.
The real problem with men - they can only think six inches into the future. The real problem with women - they have only half a foot in the present, and the other half in mind for the future.
Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat.
Ducking for apples - change one letter and it's the story of my life.
Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics.
Author Unknown
Sex got me into trouble from the age of fifteen: I'm hoping that by the time I'm seventy I'll straighten it out.
Harold Robbins
Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
George Burns
Desire is in men a hunger, in women only an appetite.
Mignon McLaughlin
