If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time.
Louise Sammons
In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind.
Nora Ephron
Sex is a flame which uncontrolled may scorch; properly guided, it will light the torch of eternity.
Joseph Fetterman
Sex is unclean, not because of the pleasure, but because of the suffering it brings.
Theodore Roeszak
If people could enjoy staying together as much as they fantasize about having sex with someone outside of their relationship then couples would keep from falling apart.
Martin Dansky
I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Sex is the mysticism of materialism and the only possible religion in a materialistic society.
Malcolm Muggeridge
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
Billy Joel
Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie.
Alec Baldwin
I tend to think that cricket is the greatest thing that God ever created on earth - certainly greater than sex, although sex isn't too bad either.
Harold Pinter
