Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.
Quentin Crisp
Sexuality is the lyricism of the masses.
Charles Baudelaire.
When I attained a certain advanced intimacy with a man, and I don't just mean sex, I married him.
Hedy Lamarr
If you're going to have sex, use a condom.
Dennis Rodman
Memory is like an orgasm. It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it.
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.
Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
