She looked like the kind of woman I could fall in love with. Trouble is, she was standing next to the kind of woman I'd like to make love to.
We are all born sexual creatures, thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.
Love is an ice cream sundae, with all the marvelous coverings. Sex is the cherry on top.
Sex concentrates on what is on the outside of the individual. It's funny because I think it's better inside.
Did you ever notice the people who are most adamantly against abortions are people you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place?
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
I have spoken of love. It is hard to go from people who kiss one another to people who eat one another.
A good relationship means a really good sex life.
Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you did.
