Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you did.
James Arthur Baldwin
When you are courting a nice girl, an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
Albert Einstein
Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.
Robert Byrne
Sex is full of lies. The body tries to tell the truth. But, it's usually too battered with rules to be heard, and bound with pretenses so it can hardly move. We cripple ourselves with lies.
Jim Morrison
Any piece of clothing can be sexy with a quietly passionate woman inside it.
Alfred Lord Tennyson
Really, sex and laughter do go very well together, and I wondered - and I still do - which is more important.
Hermione Gingold
Authorities have ordered a closer scrutiny of cocks in the state of Texas. Male chickens. What did you think I meant?
Martin Dansky
When sex is good theres nothing better, when its bad its not bad.
Bill Maher
Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It's much sexier than any body part.
Aimee Mullins
Sex in a woman's world has the same currency a penny has in a man's. Every penny saved is a penny earned in one world and in the next every sexual adventure is a literary experience.
Harry Golden
