The main problem in marriage is that for a man sex is a hunger like eating. If the man is hungry and cant get to a fancy French restaurant, he goes to a hot dog stand. For a woman, what is important is love and romance.
Joan Fontaine
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
George F Burns
My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.
Steve Jobs
Sex outside marriage is sin; sex within marriage is not sin.
Bertrand Russell
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Barbara Bush
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex.
Julian Barnes
My loins are full of anguish.
Bible
Really, sex and laughter do go very well together, and I wondered - and I still do - which is more important.
Hermione Gingold
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis
The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
Woody Allen
