The magic of sex is it's acquisition without the burden of possessions. No matter how many women you take home, there's no storage problem.
Chuck Palahniuk
As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs. Now that's better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced. Alan King
The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.
Marcus Aurelius
It seems to me that the real clue to your sex-orientation lies in your romantic feelings rather than in your sexual feelings. If you are really gay, you are able to fall in love with a man, not just enjoy having sex with him.
Christopher Isherwood
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
Lord Chesterfield
The art of life lies in taking pleasures as they pass, and the keenest pleasures are not intellectual, nor are they always moral.
Aristippus
The ability to make love frivolously is the chief characteristic which distinguishes human beings from the beasts.
Heywood C Broun
There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror.
William Somerset Maugham
What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.
Ken Hammond
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to?
Bette Midler
