Sex is interesting, but it's not totally important. I mean it's not even as important (physically) as excretion. A man can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in a week without a bowel movement.
Charles Bukowski
My loins are full of anguish.
Bible
When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.
Tom Lehrer
Authorities have ordered a closer scrutiny of cocks in the state of Texas. Male chickens. What did you think I meant?
Martin Dansky
Fashion is as profound and critical a part of the social life of man as sex, and is made up of the same ambivalent mixture of irresistible urges and inevitable taboos.
Rene Konig
I could never make up my mind to get married so my penis decided for me.
Signourney Weaver
It seems to me that the real clue to your sex-orientation lies in your romantic feelings rather than in your sexual feelings. If you are really gay, you are able to fall in love with a man, not just enjoy having sex with him.
Christopher Isherwood
Nymphomaniac: A woman as obsessed with sex as an average man.
Mignon McLaughlin
The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it.
Casey Stengel
Sure boys masturbate more than girls. Girls don't have as big a temptation.
Jules Carlysle
