Continental people have sex lives; the English have hot-water bottles.
George Mikes
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
George F Burns
Music, not sex, got me aroused.
Marvin Gaye
The art of life lies in taking pleasures as they pass, and the keenest pleasures are not intellectual, nor are they always moral.
Aristippus
There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror.
William Somerset Maugham
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to?
Bette Midler
The ability to make love frivolously is the chief characteristic which distinguishes human beings from the beasts.
Heywood C Broun
Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.
Woody Allen
When I came here, I couldn't speak a word of English, but my sex life was perfect. Now my English is perfect but my sex life is rubbish.
Julio Iglesias
What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.
Ken Hammond
