When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave.
Anonymous
Sex is better than talk. Ask anybody in this bar. Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.
Val (Woody Allen)
Christ and the Church: If he were to apply for a divorce on the grounds of cruelty, adultery and desertion, he would probably get one.
Samuel Butler
I think there was an absolute, deep gap between consensual relations between adults, which people may like or dislike, and people who physically impose themselves on children or misuse their authority to impose on children.
Barney Frank
The best activities for your health are pumping and humping.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
I think the State shouldn't poke its nose into the sexual relations of consenting adults.
Rocco Buttiglione
Autobiography is now as common as adultery and hardly less reprehensible.
John Grigg
I think it's a major epidemic in women, faking orgasms. So many women in this world feel like they are put on this planet to please men, that they have to fake, and they never worry about their own pleasure.
Jenna Jameson
As a musician I tell you that if you were to suppress adultery, fanaticism, crime, evil, the supernatural, there would no longer be the means for writing one note.
Georges Bizet
On Clinton: A man will occasionally step on his dick, but he shouldn't stand on it.
Kris Kristofferson.
