Sex is like washing your face - just something you do because you have to. Sex without love is absolutely ridiculous. Sex follows love, it never precedes it.
It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
Ducking for apples - change one letter and it's the story of my life.
I happen to like uncomplicated sex.
The real problem with men - they can only think six inches into the future. The real problem with women - they have only half a foot in the present, and the other half in mind for the future.
If he were to apply for a divorce on the grounds of cruelty, adultery and desertion, he would probably get one.
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
Sex and laughter do go very well together, and I wondered - and still do - which is the more important.
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex.
Woman is at once apple and serpent.
