A 400 pound lady, who likes both men and women, is a bisexual built for two.
Man and woman, love, what is it? A cork and a bottle.
Seen through the glow of a building orgasm, a woman seems to blaze with angelic glory.
If there is a true secret to the universe, it is this... these first few seconds of warmth and entry and complete acceptance by one's beloved.
Either sex alone is half itself.
The single most enjoyable thing in the world... SEX!
The mammary fixation is the most infantile and the most American, of the sex fetishes.
There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked.
A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses.
Why is it men are permitted to be obsessed about their work, but women are only permitted to be obsessed about men?
