Young people talk to me about what to do if they're being pressed for sex? I tell them: oral sex is a hundred times safer than vaginal or anal sex... If you're in a situation where you cannot get out of sex, offer a blow job. I'm not embarrassed to tell them.
Men would be a lot happier if they got access to 18 holes to play like Golfers!
Heterosexual men like to be sexy more than gay men, honestly.
I believe that anyone who says that sex is overrated just hasn't done it properly.
To make love to the one true person who deserves that love is one of the few absolute rewards of being a human being, balancing all of the pain, loss, awkwardness, loneliness, idiocy, compromise, and clumsiness that go with the human condition. To make love to the right person makes up for a lot of mistakes.
Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
Chastity: The most unnatural of the sexual perversions.
Being a sex symbol is a heavy load to carry, especially when one is tired, hurt and bewildered.
Homosexuality is a sickness, just as are baby-rape or wanting to become head of General Motors.
It's a public service when a gay chick goes lipstick instead of lumberjack.
