Men have always detested women's gossip because they suspect the truth: their measurements are being taken and compared.
The average man is more interested in a woman who is interested in him than he is in a woman with beautiful legs.
Society can overlook murder, adultery or swindling; it never forgives preaching of a new gospel.
Seen through the glow of a building orgasm, a woman seems to blaze with angelic glory.
Sex can sometimes become the most horrible of tasks.
Either sex alone is half itself.
The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently.
I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week.
Its avowed purpose is to excite sexual desire, which, I should have thought, is unnecessary in the case of the young, inconvenient in the case of the middle aged, and unseemly in the old.
Don't do it behind the garden gate. Love is blind but the neighbors ain't!
