The single best thing about coming out of the closet is that nobody can insult you by telling you what you've just told them.
I hate the word lesbian; it tells you nothing; its only purpose is to inflame.
I consider myself a lesbian, but I'm a bisexual lesbian.
Women who love women are Lesbians. Men, because they can only think of women in sexual terms, define Lesbian as sex between women.
Lesbian existence comprises both the breaking of a taboo and the rejection of a compulsory way of life. It is also a direct or indirect attack on the male right of access to women.
Some women can't say the word lesbian... even when their mouth is full of one.
I became a lesbian because of women, because women are beautiful, strong, and compassionate.

Playboy exploits sex the way Sports Illustrated exploits sports.
I once knew a woman who offered her honor
So I honored her offer
And all night long I was on her and off her.
For those of you who like to scarf your popcorn in the sack, the good news is that Newman's Own contains an aphrodisiac.