Refrain tonight, and that shall lend a hand of easiness to the next abstinence; the next more easy; for use can almost change the stamp of nature, and either curb the devil, or throw him out with wondrous potency.
Favorite Sex position? Oh, mine is called the virgin; You stand there with your legs close shut, waiting for the right person to come along.
Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position.
Dude, you don't want to be dead. Take it from me. No-pussy is bad. But dead is like no-pussy times ten.
Join me in Olympic Heroes for Abstinence. The best sex is no sex.
Chastity: The most unnatural of the sexual perversions.
My father told me all about the birds and the bees - the liar. I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one.
Will you dance for me? Let your breasts roam for a moment - I need to see how they dance.
Full nakedness! All my joys are due to thee, as souls unbodied, bodies unclothed must be, to taste whole joys.
I do not want to live with a soul without a body. Nudity is the reflection of innocence.
