Pornography tells lies about women. But pornography tells the truth about men.
Passion is momentary; love is enduring.
It is not immoral to create the human species - with or without ceremony.
What's the difference between art and pornography? ... a government grant!
The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm.
My girlfriend said to me in bed last night: "You're a pervert." I said, "That's a big word for a girl of nine."
A nymphomaniac is someone who has more sex than you do.
If everybody was so reverent of the institute of marriage, how did all the adultery get committed?
To see you naked is to recall the Earth.
How lucky we are that we can reach our genitals instead of that spot on our back that itches.
