My own feeling is that if adultery is wickedness then so is food. Both make me feel so much better afterward.
Infidelity raises profound questions about intimacy.
Masturbation is the new polygamy.
A love triangle is a threesome delayed.
When in a relationship, never ever commit when your very intention is to cheat.
When you get the personality, you don't need the nudity.
A woman's sexuality is not at all like a man's. A man can literally fuck a watermelon and come. If you put enough friction on his cock, in some semblance of a rhythm, he will orgasm. It's a no brainer.
There's a lot you can get out of goats, you can get cheese, you can get wool, you can get sex...
Pornography: That which excites, whether from approval or disapproval.
Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an erection.
