Laughter serves to neutralize pornography, and is therefore anathema to most pornographers.

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The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.

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I love your lips when they're wet with wine and red with wicked desire.

I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep.

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I like to date schoolteachers. If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again.

She has eyes that folks adore so, and a torso even more so.

I don't know what we should do first, have lunch or have sex.

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Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

You have to penetrate a woman's defenses. Getting into her head is a prerequisite to getting into her body.

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He looked at my face - a rare thing for me.