Nakedness reveals itself. Nudity is placed on display... The nude is condemned to never being naked. Nudity is a form of dress.
Nudity is the costume of lovers and corpses.
If time and space are curved, where do all of the straight people come from?
The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead.
A crying baby is the best form of birth control.
To know the difference between erotica and pornography you must first know the difference between naked and nude.
An editor asked me what led me to write erotica. I replied, "A dirty mind, excess words, and an overactive sacral chakra".
Men have two emotions: Hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Roses are red, roses are thorny, just thinking of you, makes me horny!
The big mistake that men make is that when they turn thirteen or fourteen and all of a sudden they've reached puberty, they believe that they like women. Actually, you're just horny. It doesn't mean you like women any more at twenty-one than you did.
