Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
Desire is in men a hunger, in women only an appetite.
The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it's a cure.
Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children; life is the other way around.
The British Museum Is Falling Down, 1965
For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.
Love's mysteries in souls do grow,
But yet the body is his book.
Extasy
Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in the morning?" It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve.
Sex is God's joke on human beings.
The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work.
To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals.
