When a person has sex, they're not just having it with that partner, they're having it with everybody that partner has had it with for the past ten years.
Fuck! Is one expected to be a gentleman when one is stiff?
A man is basically as faithful as his options.
You can't talk about fucking in America, people say you're dirty. But if you talk about killing somebody, that's cool.
Women who love women are lesbians. Men, because they can only think of women in sexual terms, define lesbian as sex between women.
If someone is gay and searches for the lord and has goodwill, who am I to judge?
Head of the catholic Church, on the papacy's attitude towards homosexuality
I have always been principally interested in men for sex. I've always thought any sane woman would be a lover of women because loving men is such a mess. I have always wished I'd fall in love with a woman. Damn.
To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.
Skiing is better than sex actually, because for me a good round of sex might be seven minutes. Skiing you can do for seven hours.
Boys and girls in America have such a sad time together; sophistication demands that they submit to sex immediately without proper preliminary talk. Not courting talk - real straight talk about souls, for life is holy and every moment is precious.
