Sex is great until you die, but it's never as great as it was when you were a kid, when it was a mystery.
The natural thing, my lord, men and women joined.
I am always looking for meaningful one night stands.
I'm a secretive bastard. I would never let anybody watch me painting... it would be like somebody watching you have sex - painting is that personal to me.
Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
...in seduction, as in all forms of marketing, form superseds content.
The Executor
She moved to pinch me again but I blocked her hand. I'm no expert on girls, but when one tries to pinch you four times, I'm pretty sure that's flirting.
When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
The only unnatural sex act is that which you cannot perform.
Publishing a sophisticated men's magazine seemed to me the best possible way of fulfilling a dream I'd been nurturing ever since I was a teenager: to get laid a lot.
