I tend to think that cricket is the greatest thing that God ever created on earth - certainly greater than sex, although sex isn't too bad either.
Amazing that the human race has taken enough time out from thinking about food or sex to create the arts and sciences.
Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie.
Don't marry someone you would not be friends with if there was no sex between you.
When I attained a certain advanced intimacy with a man, and I don't just mean sex, I married him.
Litigation takes the place of sex at middle age.
For flavor, instant sex will never supersede the stuff you have to peel and cook.
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.
Marriage is for women the commonest mode of livelihood, and the total amount of undesired sex endured by women is probably greater in marriage than in prostitution.
