I'm a virgin and I brought up all my children to be the same.
His dick looks just like him only it has more hair.
My biggest sex fantasy is we're making love and realize I'm out of debt.
My first sexual experience took about a minute and a half- and that includes my buying the dress.
I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five it's fantastic.
My breasts have a career of their own. Theirs is going better.
In sex as in banking there is a penalty for early withdrawal.
When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.
To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.
Sex is just another form of talk, where you act the words instead of saying them.
~ Lady Chatterley's Lover