Children in back seats cause accidents.
Accidents in back seats cause children. Anonymous
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
Anonymous
What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?
Marilyn Pittman
I told her the thing I loved most about her was her mind... because that's what told her to get into bed with me naked...
Steven Wright
We all know what a Birdie (1 under) and a Bogey (one over) are. Now there's a Lewinsky. It's when the shot lands three feet from the hole.
Anonymous
Sex is the most fun I have ever had -- without laughing.
Woody Allen
My wife just got pregnant ... She took seriously what was poked at her in fun!
Anonymous
