Mature Quotes


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Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.

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I'm not against half naked girls. Certainly not as often as I'd like to be.

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Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.

700 US soldiers have entered Jordan. George W. Bush is furious: he wants to know what she was doing there.

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Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts.

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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.

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Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.
in 1,911 Best Things Anybody Ever Said, 1988

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If three people having sex is a threesome, and two people having sex is a twosome, then I know why people call me handsome.

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I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

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Sex relieves tension - love causes it.