Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.
I'm not against half naked girls. Certainly not as often as I'd like to be.
Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.
700 US soldiers have entered Jordan. George W. Bush is furious: he wants to know what she was doing there.
Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts.
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.
in 1,911 Best Things Anybody Ever Said, 1988
If three people having sex is a threesome, and two people having sex is a twosome, then I know why people call me handsome.
I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
Sex relieves tension - love causes it.