There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats.
There's this illusion that homosexuals have sex and heterosexuals fall in love. That's completely untrue. Everybody wants to be loved.
In America, of course, they're all homosexual.
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
The 66th annual Tony Awards, or, as we like to call it, Fifty Shades of Gay.
B roadway's host of the night
There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats.
If gays are granted rights, next we'll have to give rights to prostitutes and to people who sleep with St. Bernards and to nailbiters.
When I was in the military they gave me a medal for killing two men and a discharge for loving one.
There's this illusion that homosexuals have sex and heterosexuals fall in love. That's completely untrue. Everybody wants to be loved.
Boy George
You don't have to be straight to be in the military; you just have to be able to shoot straight.
Barry Goldwater