As long as society is anti-gay, then it will seem like being gay is anti-social.
Joseph Francis
I can't help looking gay. I put on a dress and people say, "Who's the dyke in the dress?"
Karen Ripley
Trust a nitwit society like this one to think that there are only two categories - fag and straight.
Gore Vidal
People sometimes think I'm gay because I once played a gay in a movie. It's funny. Audiences don't think you're a murderer if you play a murderer, but they do think you're gay if you play a gay.
Perry King
No matter how far in or out of the closet you are, you still have a next step.
Anonymous
It always seemed to me a bit pointless to disapprove of homosexuality. It's like disapproving of rain.
Francis Maude
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
Robin Williams.
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Rodney Dangerfield